so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I have aggressive nipples.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
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