forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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