she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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