You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
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