It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize
