im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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