I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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