The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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