I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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