I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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