Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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