Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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