There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
Punch her baby.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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