It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
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