You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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