as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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