Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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