so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
i love accidental penises.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Randomize
