what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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