i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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