I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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