Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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