I love black thongs
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
i think im in europe. pls send help
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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