Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Randomize
