I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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