u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
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She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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