hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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