Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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