About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
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