My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I cannot find my penis.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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