Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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