on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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