Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Church boner. Awkwardddd
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I'm like, not good at living.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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