Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
We're like a lot better than the average bears
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
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