If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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