I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
Randomize