i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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