So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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