i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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