"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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