susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
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