Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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