BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
Randomize
