He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Someone shattered a urinal.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Also, beer. Big fan.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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