I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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