idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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