in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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