Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
it's like iHOP with fire
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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