two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
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