i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Dick very happy bro
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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