that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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