The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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